7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night?
Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a...
Polak and Robot
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A guy came in for...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...