Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
Stupid Insults 26/31
Running U.S. appliances on British current. Runs squares around the competition. Rusty springs in...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...