What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man…
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car...
Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
What came first, the chicken or the egg? – I’d have to say it...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...