Finding accountants
|A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His...
True stupid stories 01
Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...