Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...