A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
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Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
The 2 Bums!
A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out…...