Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Skeleton Joke
A Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer… and a mop.