What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Helpful advice for travellers
Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take...