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THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper…
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...