You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Drivers Identity by Location
How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on...
Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...