Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...