Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men ratherthan women? A. Because...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...