A Friend’s Prayer
A Friend’s PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Buy alligator shoes
|A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...
You might be a Redneck JEDI if…
You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, “May the...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...