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Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
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Skydiving blind
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Polak Plane Crash
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Yo mama is so ugly
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A miserable rooster
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Having Affairs
Did you hear about the doctor who had his license taken away because he...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!