Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Meet me for lunch!
The teacher of the school geography class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him…
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination....
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
Terrorism: Doing our part…
Rarely do we receive a chain letter I feel compelled to pass on, but...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...