Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
DUMB Questions Part 1!
A stitch in time saves nine. Nine what?Are there any unguided missiles?Are you breaking...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Honeymooned!
A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?
Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can’t refuse anything with 10%...
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies…
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don’t have babies.They would put them down...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...