Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...