The 2 deer hunters.
Two guys are out hunting deer…The first guy says, “Did you see that?…pointing to...
Men’s rules for Women!
by Every guy in America:1. It is only common courtesy that you should leave...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....