Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
You might be a redneck if… bowling
You’ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
Robbed A Bank
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...