Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer:10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds...
Doctor’s Notes 2
At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Mohammed and Douglas Adams
Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect...
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.