The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...