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Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
Get away with murder
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Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
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Book shelf
Monica Lewinsky’s tell-all book about her affair with the U.S. Presidenthas, for one Winnipeg...
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That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Tilt Steering
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Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...