So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Golf lessons
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them areplaying like...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
A frog calls a psychic
|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here...
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.
US Air Force Humor!
“Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...