Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney,...
Three very tough mice
|Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
What is defference between man and Superman?
What is defference between man and Superman?Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman...
An Irish couple
|An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few “squalls” received a...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...