A Round For The House
A drunk walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, buy everyone in the house...
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Fourth Time Married
Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again. Joe: Yes, for the fourth...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
|Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!