Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
Blonde Goes Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. “I would...
Condom Brands
Which condom would you use….Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
An old lady lived by herself in a small house…
An old lady lived by herself in a small house in a small town....
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....