Alphabet
Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC’s...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Real advertisements 03
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster:...
Cold Politics
It was so cold outside, I saw a politician that had his hands in...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!