A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!