You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
Lick that
Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were....
Difference between a cat and a dog…
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...