What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
College Degrees
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...