Make it out of a desert
|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...