Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
First Visit
The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Remove my curse!
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove...