Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Monkey travels in space
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
British Military Officer Fitness Reports
British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
Safe Blonde
has does a blonde have safe sex? She locks the car door.
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...