What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
I\\\’m listening, dear.
I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don’t like to interrupt...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Have you ever seen a Ghost?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the...
Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...