Elephant and Man
What did the elephant say to the naked man? “It’s nice, but can it...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Sales StyleSalespeople don’t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
THIS WOULD BE ME
|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened...
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...