Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Grant Bar and Casino
Grant’s Bar and Casino: Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...