A robber was robbing a house…
A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. “Jesus is watching...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
Why did the pervert cross the road?
Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck to the chicken.