Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
Blonde quickies 201-220
201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Roll of toilet paper
|How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?We don’t...
Stupid Insults 16/31
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His...