OLD is when…
“Old” is when……your sweetie says, “Lets go upstairs and make love,” and you answer,...
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An unfortunate coincidence
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the...
In the beginning…
When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Had any accidents?
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Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
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You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...