Where’s my heart?
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If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
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Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
A Networkologist\\\’s Christmas
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Revenge of the Blondes!
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A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Bathtime fun
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and...