Lawyers arrive in Japan
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Food laughs and humor
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————–...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...