A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
A college professor’s going to bed with his wife. He’s not that tired, so...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Squirrels
Two guys decide to go on a hunting trip. When there friend hears about...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...