Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum…
The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America. An old...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...