The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Childhood Diseases
Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Why did the skeleton burp?
Here’s a silly one….Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn’t have the guts to...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
People with busy lives
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...