What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
A disabled sea captain
An old sea captain with one wooden leg, one hook replacing a missing hand,...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...