Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...