Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Addicted To Computers
Ten ways to know that you’re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...