A bunch of better idiots!
These “Weird Reference Questions” are from the Library Paraprofessionals Listserv. All of these are...
Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Stupid Insults 10/31
Even a two button mouse gives him too many options. Evidence for the theory...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet…
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said “My dog’s cross-eyed, is...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....