Diet Rules
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The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts
12 Step Program of Recovery for Web Addicts:1) I will have a cup of...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
A little period
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and...
Before it starts…
A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...