I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
Elderly Blonde
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde...
If Apple made toasters…
If Apple made toasters…It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier....
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...